15. BLOW YOUR NOSE BEFORE YOU CALL
If you have a cold blow your nose before calling us. Get a tissue before picking up the phone. If you are not sure what a tissue is or how to use it, then please speak to a family member for advice. If you call us and find that your snot is slowy running down your nostril, don’t sniff. Tough. You will have to let it run. It’s not nice for those of us who are wearing headphones that echo the slightest sound. If you sniff you may hear me puke down the phone. I’m sure you’ll enjoy it.
16. COUGH OR CLEAR YOUR THROAT BEFORE YOU CALL
As stated above, the headphones echo the slightest sound. Your coughing or clearing of throat is especially loud and likely to burst our eardrums. If this happens just remember that you have given us your address. And we want compensation.
Published by Mandee
I'm an EFT practitioner, Matrix Reimprinter, Colour Therapist, Reiki Healer, Tarot Reader, And Astrologer.
EFT (Emotional Freedom Technique) was pioneered by Gary Craig, tapping on acupressure points to help a person heal themselves. It proved to be extremely effective and has been taken up by many people worldwide. The therapy was taken further by Karl Dawson who found it very effective to enable the client to access memories, many hidden, sometimes pre-birth. By accessing the memory in the matrix the client is able to identify the root of problem areas, and with the help of the practitioner address the initial cause of trauma, phobias, addictions, pain, etc.
I also use colour therapy and reiki as separate therapies, but they also work well together. It's no coincidence that nurses wear blue - blue is a very calming and relaxing colour. Just the thing you need when recovering. Too much blue, however, can lead to withdrawal and in some cases depression. We've all heard the term: 'I'm having a blue day'. This is just one colour example.
Reiki is a very relaxing complementary healing technique that originated in the East. It is used worldwide as an effective therapy. The practitioner allows universal energy to flow through them into the client, to help the client recover.
The therapies mentioned above are complementary. In orders words they can be used alongside modern medical practices. I do not diagnose or prescribe. Diagnosis and medication is dealt with by your GP or hospital consultant.
I've been reading the tarot and runes for over 30 years both in the UK and internationally. I'm also a member of the Astrological Association of Great Britain after studying astrology through the Mayo School of Astrology. I offer Natal Charts, Reports, and Readings.
Please note: Tarot and astrology is for guidance only. The reading or report will not make decisions for you and should not be used as a substitute for professional advice.
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