I Don’t Know Why I’m Calling!

A very nice lady called me today. ‘How can I help you?’ I asked her. ‘I don’t know’ was the reply. I was stunned into silence. Gobsmacked. Speechless. Stupified. You get the picture?

Why phone a company if you don’t know what you want them for? She must have looked up the number, surely? Or did she just see it and think, ‘Oh, it’s a phone number. I’ll just give it a ring for the sheer hell of it.’ Or maybe she thought, ‘It’s a phone number. I ring these numbers on the device called a telephone. I’d better do it.’ Or did she thing, ‘Here’s a freephone number. I’ll give them a call and annoy them.’

I wonder if this will become a new national past-time. Ring a completely haphazard number and annoy the sh*t out of the person on the other end. Maybe it will end up as a new olympic sport. See how many random numbers you can call and how many people you can confuse in the shortest possible time.

I have no doubt that this sport will catch on very quickly. Like a pile of paper igniting.


Published by Mandee

I'm an EFT practitioner, Matrix Reimprinter, Colour Therapist, Reiki Healer, Tarot Reader, And Astrologer. EFT (Emotional Freedom Technique) was pioneered by Gary Craig, tapping on acupressure points to help a person heal themselves. It proved to be extremely effective and has been taken up by many people worldwide. The therapy was taken further by Karl Dawson who found it very effective to enable the client to access memories, many hidden, sometimes pre-birth. By accessing the memory in the matrix the client is able to identify the root of problem areas, and with the help of the practitioner address the initial cause of trauma, phobias, addictions, pain, etc. I also use colour therapy and reiki as separate therapies, but they also work well together. It's no coincidence that nurses wear blue - blue is a very calming and relaxing colour. Just the thing you need when recovering. Too much blue, however, can lead to withdrawal and in some cases depression. We've all heard the term: 'I'm having a blue day'. This is just one colour example. Reiki is a very relaxing complementary healing technique that originated in the East. It is used worldwide as an effective therapy. The practitioner allows universal energy to flow through them into the client, to help the client recover. The therapies mentioned above are complementary. In orders words they can be used alongside modern medical practices. I do not diagnose or prescribe. Diagnosis and medication is dealt with by your GP or hospital consultant. I've been reading the tarot and runes for over 30 years both in the UK and internationally. I'm also a member of the Astrological Association of Great Britain after studying astrology through the Mayo School of Astrology. I offer Natal Charts, Reports, and Readings. Please note: Tarot and astrology is for guidance only. The reading or report will not make decisions for you and should not be used as a substitute for professional advice.

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