Stupid Questions Deserve A Stupid Answer

I changed some details on a policy today and offered to reprint the documents for the customer, so that she had confirmation that I had made the change as requested. This question is usually met with either a ‘yes, I’d like confirmation’, or ‘no, my old documents are ok’. Today I was met with a different reply.

‘Oh. Are you going to send the documents to me?’ asked the customer.

I gave a polite answer. Not the one that was running through my mind…

We always print documents and leave them stacked on the printer without sending them out. In fact there are ceiling high piles of documents. We just print them for the hell of it. Yes, we just print documents whenever we want. The room is full of policy documents that we’ve printed. Why should we post them? Don’t be silly. We love the smell of the ink and the sound of the printer. We love being pushed up the wall because there’s no room. It’s like being in heaven…


Published by Mandee

I'm an EFT practitioner, Matrix Reimprinter, Colour Therapist, Reiki Healer, Tarot Reader, And Astrologer. EFT (Emotional Freedom Technique) was pioneered by Gary Craig, tapping on acupressure points to help a person heal themselves. It proved to be extremely effective and has been taken up by many people worldwide. The therapy was taken further by Karl Dawson who found it very effective to enable the client to access memories, many hidden, sometimes pre-birth. By accessing the memory in the matrix the client is able to identify the root of problem areas, and with the help of the practitioner address the initial cause of trauma, phobias, addictions, pain, etc. I also use colour therapy and reiki as separate therapies, but they also work well together. It's no coincidence that nurses wear blue - blue is a very calming and relaxing colour. Just the thing you need when recovering. Too much blue, however, can lead to withdrawal and in some cases depression. We've all heard the term: 'I'm having a blue day'. This is just one colour example. Reiki is a very relaxing complementary healing technique that originated in the East. It is used worldwide as an effective therapy. The practitioner allows universal energy to flow through them into the client, to help the client recover. The therapies mentioned above are complementary. In orders words they can be used alongside modern medical practices. I do not diagnose or prescribe. Diagnosis and medication is dealt with by your GP or hospital consultant. I've been reading the tarot and runes for over 30 years both in the UK and internationally. I'm also a member of the Astrological Association of Great Britain after studying astrology through the Mayo School of Astrology. I offer Natal Charts, Reports, and Readings. Please note: Tarot and astrology is for guidance only. The reading or report will not make decisions for you and should not be used as a substitute for professional advice.

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