Why Phone a Call Centre When You’re Deaf?

An elderly woman called me a few days ago and she couldn’t hear a thing I was saying. She was also very rude and verbally abusive. She wanted to renew her policy. A very simple procedure. But, as normal, because we are regulated by the FCA (was FSA) we have to give certain information beforeContinue reading “Why Phone a Call Centre When You’re Deaf?”

I Don’t Know What My Water Pipes Are!

This was a new one today. I have often had customers who don’t know the difference between the drain and clean water supply pipe, but this was a customer who didn’t know what the water pipes were. This person was a homeowner. They had purchased a property. Or maybe someone had purchased it for them.Continue reading “I Don’t Know What My Water Pipes Are!”

I Don’t Know Why I’m Calling!

A very nice lady called me today. ‘How can I help you?’ I asked her. ‘I don’t know’ was the reply. I was stunned into silence. Gobsmacked. Speechless. Stupified. You get the picture? Why phone a company if you don’t know what you want them for? She must have looked up the number, surely? OrContinue reading “I Don’t Know Why I’m Calling!”

Grand National Sweepstakes

The usual Grand National sweepstakes were being held at work today, with the usual ‘religious’ people avidly discussing it. I refused to take part as normal. I think this spectacle is disgusting. How many lives have to be lost before something will be done to end it? Because it’s horses that are dying many peopleContinue reading “Grand National Sweepstakes”